[WongFeiHung, the Legendary chinese foLk hero]

Today i waNna tok about Wong Fei Hung, (ya~no more cock story Ledi... Later he dunwan frend me Ledi!) Wong Fei Hung is aLmost a househoLd name among chinese coMmunity, aLmost.... i think the youngEr generation donT reaLLy know who is WongFeiHung aLso.... nevertheLeSs for those who donT know who he is..... i prepared a brief intro as to who tis Legend is.... a short description taken from Wikipedia:

• WongFeiHung
• (Traditional Chinese: 黃飛鴻;
• Simplified
• Chinese: 黄飞鸿;
• Pinyin: Huáng Fēihóng;
• Cantonese Yale: Wòng
• Fēihùng)
• (July 9, 1847–March 25, 1924)
• Was a healer, martial artist and
• revolutionary who became a Chinese folk hero often described as the "Chinese
• Robin Hood".As a healer and medical doctor, he practiced and taught acupuncture
• and other forms of traditional Chinese medicine at his 'PoChiLam' (寶芝林) clinic
• in Foshan, where he was known for his compassion and policy of treating any
• patient.A museum dedicated to Wong has been built in Foshan (Translate as Buddha Hill *I think*).Wong was a master of the Chinese martial art Hung Gar. He
• systematized the predominant style of Hung Gar and choreographed its version of
• the famous Tiger Crane Paired Form Fist, which incorporates his "Ten Special
• Fist" techniques. Wong was famous for his skill with the technique known as the
• "No Shadow Kick".WongFeiHung also became adapt at using weapons such as the
• long wooden staff and the southern tiger fork. Soon after, stories began
• circulating about his mastery of these weapons. One story recounts how he
• defeated a 30-man gang on the docks of Canton using the staff.Wong is sometimes
• included in the Ten Tigers of Canton (ten of the top martial arts masters in
• Guangdong towards the end of the Qing Dynasty (1644–1912), a group to which his
• father WongKeiYing belonged).Source : Wikipedia

now... after you know who is WongFeiHung Ledi i waNna teLL u aLL a joke thatS reLated to him wan. Long Long time ago in Foshan, China, WongFeiHung got open tis martiaL arts skOoL wan n itS customary among aLL the martial arts skOoL's Sifu to chaLLenge each other to see who is more powderfuL among aLL.

needLeSs to say, since WongFeiHung so fehmes of coz got many many Sifus from other martiaL arts skOoL come to chaLLenge him La!

then come one day his arch rivaL SekKeen join hand wit another sifu from anoder martiaL arts skOoL to come chaLLenge WongFeiHung. they even bring aLong aLL their studentS to watch the fight, aLong the way they aLso performEd Lion dance to kinda heLp bOost moraLe among themseLf La.

news of them kambing spread Like wiLd faiyer LiDdat.... LeongFoon a student of WongFeiHung ran back to PohChiLam to convey the news to his master.

LeongFoon: sifu sifu! SekKeen kambing wit anoder sifu to chaLLenge u.

WongFeiHung: yaka? how many pEepLe kambing?

LeongFoon: i count count got about 40 pEepLes Ler sifu.

WongFeiHung: HmMm~ GYokeWing! bring my red ong kungfu shirt kam!!! *(GYokeWing is aLso a student of WongFeiHung which is quite weLL known)

GYokeWing: nah sifu, your red ong kungfu shirt.

SekKeen n anoder sifu aRrive sOon after that n they start fighting, itS a 2 on 1 fight.... at first WongFeiHung sEemS to be outnumbered but sOon after that, WongFeiHung manageD to kick their aSs wit his seLf created "tiger crane paired form fist" (fOo hock siong ying kuen)

admiting defeat, SekKeen n anoder sifu Left PohChiLam wit aLL their students. WongFeiHung aLso suFfered abit cutS n bruiseS resuLted from the fight just now. he sit down n rest.... that is when LeongFoon come n tok to him:

LeongFoon: wuah sifu! your tiger crane paired form fist" dem terRra! weck them kaw kaw fast fast run!

WongFeiHung: LeongFoon dun lansi... we Learn kungfu eh pEepLe kenot Lansi wan ok?!

LeongFoon: yes sifu.... sifu ar, y just now u ask GYokeWing to take out your ong red kungfu shirt one har? reaLLy ong ka?

WongFeiHung: this is my secret technic ler.... just now itS 2 against one... not a fair fight, so i figureD if i wear red kungfu shirt Later kena chop aLso PpL derno i bLeEding mah! Lidat can safe face La!

LeongFoon: wuah sifu u very smart Ler!!! saLute saLute!

WongFeiHung: no nid shine my shoes La... go cLean up the place fast.

meanwhile SekKeen couLdnT shaLLow his pride being defeated by WongFeiHung, this time he pLaNned to join hands wit 6 others matial art sifuS n go chaLLenge WongFeiHung together-gether. they pLan n pLan this for wEekS n finaLLy come the day where aLL 7 of them together-gether do Lion dance marching from SekKeen martial artS skOoL to PohChiLam.

again LeongFoon run back to PohChiLam to convey the message to his sifu....

LeongFoon: sifu sifu~ dai wok la sifu! diu Lar diu Lar!

WongFeiHung: what what? jou mud 7 so dai wok?!

LeongFoon: haiLat La sifu! SekKeen n 6 other sifuS kambing here to chaLLenge you! if count aLL their studentS got more than 200 pEepLe!!!

WongFeiHung: 9hai La! 200 PpLs?!

LeongFoon: sifu how ar?! how ar?! we run jeok chou Lar~ Leng mou?

WongFeiHung: cibai Lu! i not baLLeSs one ok? i donT run from a fight wan! die die La! i wiLL pLotek the honor of my famiLy!

LeongFoon: wuah sifu, u so hero Lar! i very the admire Lu! i wiLLing to die with u!

WongFeiHung: GYokeWing! come here!

GYokeWing: sifu, i come Ledi... u want me to bring your ong red kungfu shirt iZzit?!

WongFeiHung: NO NO NO! this time i want u to bring me my ong cokLat kaLer kungfu pantS fast fast!

muaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Note: i think tis joke aLso not much ppl wiLL get the punch Line Ler.... nvm nvm try n c... if kenot understand onLy i explain ok?!